Tuesday, January 25, 2011

50 speaks to Q of WSHH...


Damn Fif LOL...

Not only did 50 get at old boy from WSHH, he actually had the website taken down briefly yesterday and replaced with his BooBooTV.com..

Now THAT'S power.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

Pineapple Experiment.... FINALE!!!!

Borat says..... YES!!!!!


Random happy black man says... AWESOME BROTHER MAN!


Robbie Williams says.... FUCK YEA MY NIGGA!!!



Well, well, well.... looks like that experiment came to an end.. literally of course.
I won't bore you with details on how it happened, I'm just going to explain the ending....

A big heap of nut exploded out of my cock and proceeded to make its way down her throat.. When asked how did test.. she replied "It tested great, like always"

Always? So I didn't need pineapples to make my semen taste good? Great...

Only time I'm fucking with pineapples now are in my Coconut Ciroc

 or when I'm riding (pause) that Pineapple Express  


Thug Lifeeeeee

Lil Weezy has something to say to Bron Bron and D Wade

In a recent interview with Rolling Stone magazine, the youth of today's favorite rapper Lil Wayne had some choice words for Miami Heat stars LeBron James and Dwayne Wade (he left out Chris Bosh lol).

This is what the rapper said:
“Them niggas never speak to a nigga,” he said. “They don’t chuck me the deuce or nothing. Nigga spent all that money on them fucking tickets… Come holla at me. We sit right by them little bitch-ass niggas. At least come ask me why I’m not rooting for you.”

LOL "little bitch ass niggas" I hardly agree with you Weezy F Baby... please say the Baby... but you on point with that comment right there brother.. I mean look at them...


They do look kinda sweet....



Thursday, January 20, 2011

This Nigger here....

Word Plies?

You gonna shoot up the club bruh bruh?

You know you done fucked up now.... you know that, don't you?

Lets say someone would have gotten shot that night, you are now the prime suspect. Unless you snitch (which we all know you will do) you will be doing fed time...
You're not built for prison Plies..

So do us all a favor, continue making sub par music or go hang yourself

The latter is cool with me.. bruh bruh



Say it so Lil Jon..




YEAAAAAAA!! More like NOOOOOOO!!!!
Well it looks like the "King of Crunk" is the latest black celeb to be going through problem with the I.R.S..

Lil Jon, real name Johnathan Smith, reportedly owes the government over 500,000 dollars. In 2008, a lien for $638,937 was put on his home in the Isle of Palms.

Well, sadly Lil Jizzle, it does look like Crunk IS Dead.


A moment of silence.........

Monday, January 17, 2011

SIZE.....


So, the question has been raised time and time and time again......

Ladies, does size truly matter?
Would you want to guy to... Pump, Pump, Pump it up!???



Does being WELL ENDOWED really make a difference???


I mean I like big things too....

 big money....


big tits.... (I love Carmen Hayes)

and of course.. BIG ASSES!!!!

But ladies, do you REALLY want something that big ripping your insides?

If you do..... follow me on twitter @bKLyN_JaY :-)


Don't fuck with Gudda Gudda.....

It's Young Moola bayyyyybayyyyyy....


So apprantley some dude tried to snatch the chain off of Gudda Gudda from Young Money...

He proved that he was NOT Tyga, check out the video



Yea... don't fuck with Gudda next time


Romans Re-Revenge....

Well it seems like Lil Wayne finally jumped on a song with Ms. Minaj since he has been home from jail. I'm sure the fans have been hoping this duo hits them with some new music unfortunately it wont be happening this go around. Although Wayne's verse is new Nicki still gives us the original verse from RR. Wayne did reference a "old ass rapper" in his verse but eh... we all know if it ain't directed directly at Him he won't respect it.....Let us know what you think

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Pineapple Experiment... Day 6

So many cans of pineapples.... I can say one thing about this experiment that I've found out....

I'm NOT a fan of eating pineapples, why couldn't oranges have the same effect? Oh well... At least I'll have fun by the end of this..

9 days left...

Thursday, January 13, 2011

The NEW Shady Records!!!

Congratulations are in order for Yelawolf and Slaughter House who are both new signees to the Shady Records family. 

Slaughter House has been in talks with joining the label that Slim Shady built for months. Due to cock blocking by a certain label, the deal couldn't get done then. However you can not stop destiny and this deal was going to happen and the Hip Hop Gods made it possible.

 The Yelawolf signing might have caught a few people off guard, but Em knows talent and Shady records has that in abundance now!

Gucci Cream????

Really thou Gucci? You get an ice cream cone tattooed on your motherfucking face? AN ICE CREAM CONE?!?!?!?! Who do we blame for the nonsense?

 Do we blame Lil Weezy and his numerous tattoo failures?


Or do we blame the former heavyweight champion of the world Iron Mike?


Or this fool right here who could not...


...make up his...




....got damn mind....



.....time after time?



Or do we blame the real life gang bangers these fools idolize?....

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Yea, I'm not blaming them.... Them dudes is CRAZY!

So the question remains, who do we blame for all this nonsense?
I guess we just have to blame... The Man.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011

CTE's and Inglewoods own 2Eleven drops new tape...

New mixtape from CTE's own 2Eleven. Features Young Jeezy, Slick Pulla, Slim Thug, Boo Rossini and more!


Download 2K11 Here

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

New Rick Ross!

Brand new mixtape by the BAWSE Ricky Ross!!!

Track listings
And follow him @RickyRozay on Twitter
and us too! @SexMusicFashion


Sales, Sales, SALES!!

Ralph Lauren is having its Winter Sale online >RL Polo<. Men, women and children items are 25%-75% off Get on this sale while you can.


Also check out KarmaLoop for some hot shit discounted up to 80% off. Free shipping when you us code SHIP2011.

Drizzy 3 stroke.... well okay

Young Moneys own Drizzy Drake was recently in London performing at Hammersmith Apollo... and he introduced the world to his signature move called the "Drizzy 3 stroke".

That's a wild boy.....

Pineapple Experiment... Day 1

We've all heard the myth... eat a lot of pineapples and your cum tastes good. Well I will play Myth Busters and find out if that saying is true. For 15 days straight I will consume a great amount of pineapples to learn the truth once and for all.... now all I have to do is find a female thats willing to taste my pineapple flavored semen.. that shouldn't be hard..

Sex Toy of the Week

Here at SMF, we try to please... in more ways the one. So each week we will be bringing you our favorite "Sex Toy". Hope you guys have fun, I know we did!!!!

Okay... this little guy here is a "Glow in the Dark" Penis Extension... It can be used by the guys who are coming up kinda short *cough cough* or if you have the urge to stretch out the wals of your Wife, GF, Fuck Buddy or Baby Mother.

You can find this toy at >Eden Fantasys< ENJOY!!!!!!

NEW Jay-Z & Kanye West "H.A.M."

The song so many people have been waiting for... "H.A.M" by The Big Homie Hov and the Louie Vuitton Don produced by Lex Luger. This is the first song off the duo's highly anticipated collabo album entitled "Watch The Throne"...